I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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