I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
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