We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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