So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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