So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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