i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
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he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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