operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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