Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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