I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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