Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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