I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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