he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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