Well douche your snatch and let's go!
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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