well I can't set my house on fire every night
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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