whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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