he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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