turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
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She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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