im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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