I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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