i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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