I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
The feeling are messing with the penis
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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