You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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