You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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