We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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