i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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