I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I want a musical about memes.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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