I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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