How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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