I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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