11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
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