He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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