How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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