Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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