There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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