Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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