hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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