if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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