her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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