Dignity is for republicans.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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