So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
It's Friday. Sex?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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