She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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