Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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