i just google imaged poop.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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