dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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