From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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