Me. At least after what I've been through.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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