Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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