If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
People in love make me want to vomit
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I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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