I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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