Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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