How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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