can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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