I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
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Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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