Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder