he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
he fucked my hip out of place.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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