I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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